Hotel Dunkin’ Donuts On a dark crowded strip mall, cool wind in my hair Warm smell of Coconut Kreme, rising up through the air Up ahead in the distance, I saw a pink and orange light My gut grew hungry, and my mouth watered, I had to stop for a bite There she stood at… Continue reading The Hotel Dunkin’ Donuts
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Friday Morning Donut Call
Dr. James Naismith developed the game of basketball as a winter diversion for the Springfield, MA YMCA. His original 13 rules remain mostly intact to this day. Little known to most hoops fans are the 13 donut rules he applied to another New England winter treat – Dunkin Donuts. The 13 donut rules. 1. The… Continue reading Friday Morning Donut Call
Friday Morning Donut Call
“This Is My Donut” The Creed of a US Worker This is my donut. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My donut is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My donut, without me, is useless. Without my donut, I am… Continue reading Friday Morning Donut Call
Friday Morning Donut Call
So…..how’s everyone doing in their office donut pool? While my head says Boston Kreme will run the table, my heart wants Lemon to make a deep run out of the 5/12 pairing. The box is wide open this year, and even tournament newcomers Maple and Sour Cream have legitimate shots.
Friday Morning Donut Call
Oh Donut Boy Oh Donut boy, the sprinkles, the sprinkles are calling From box to box, and down to the drive thru The morning’s gone, and all the bear claws are missing ‘Tis you, ’tis you must go and I must bide. But come ye back when donut’s in the break room Or when the… Continue reading Friday Morning Donut Call
Friday Morning Donut Call
Dunkin’ian Rhapsody Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a donut No escape from reality Open your mouth Bite down through the glaze and see I’m just a hungry boy, I need no bran muffins Because I’m easy fried, easy bake A little yeast, little cake Any way the cake crumbs… Continue reading Friday Morning Donut Call
Friday Morning Donut Call
Read my lips – No New Donuts “And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your donut can do for you; ask what you can do for your donut.” “Donut is the foundation of most governments.” “I will never relent in defending Donuts – whatever it takes.” “Few donuts have virtue to withstand the highest… Continue reading Friday Morning Donut Call
Friday Morning Donut Call
Sweet Home Dunkin’ Donuts Big boxes keep on coming Can’t even hardly see my chin Singing songs about the Northland I miss Dunkin’s once again And I think its a sin, yes Well I heard Krispy Kreme sing about it Well, I heard ole Krispy put ’em down Well, I hope Krispy Kreme will remember… Continue reading Friday Morning Donut Call
Friday Morning Donut Call
An excerpt from Shakespeare’s “The Tragedy of Donut” To eat, or not to eat: that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mouth to devour The cake and frosting of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of sprinkles, And by eating end them? To chew: to swallow; Yes more; and by… Continue reading Friday Morning Donut Call
Friday Morning Donut Call
“Donut” – By John Cougar Mellenglazed Well I was born in a donut And I live in a donut Prob’ly die in a donut Oh, those small communities All my friends are so donut My parents live in the same donut My job is so donut Provides little opportunity Educated in a donut Taught the… Continue reading Friday Morning Donut Call