Friday Morning Donut Call

So…..how’s everyone doing in their office donut pool? While my head says Boston Kreme will run the table, my heart wants Lemon to make a deep run out of the 5/12 pairing. The box is wide open this year, and even tournament newcomers Maple and Sour Cream have legitimate shots.

Friday Morning Donut Call

Dunkin’ian Rhapsody Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a donut No escape from reality Open your mouth Bite down through the glaze and see I’m just a hungry boy, I need no bran muffins Because I’m easy fried, easy bake A little yeast, little cake Any way the cake crumbs… Continue reading Friday Morning Donut Call

Friday Morning Donut Call

Read my lips – No New Donuts “And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your donut can do for you; ask what you can do for your donut.” “Donut is the foundation of most governments.” “I will never relent in defending Donuts – whatever it takes.” “Few donuts have virtue to withstand the highest… Continue reading Friday Morning Donut Call

Friday Morning Donut Call

An excerpt from Shakespeare’s “The Tragedy of Donut” To eat, or not to eat: that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mouth to devour The cake and frosting of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of sprinkles, And by eating end them? To chew: to swallow; Yes more; and by… Continue reading Friday Morning Donut Call