Friday Morning Donut Call

Dunkin’ian Rhapsody

Is this the real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a donut
No escape from reality
Open your mouth
Bite down through the glaze and see
I’m just a hungry boy, I need no bran muffins
Because I’m easy fried, easy bake
A little yeast, little cake
Any way the cake crumbs
Donuts really matter to me, to me

Mama, I just bought a bunch
Put my money in his hand
Grabbed the boxes, then I jammed
Mama, work had just begun
But now I’ve gone and ate a third eclair
Mama ooo, ooo, ooo, gulp!
Didn’t mean to eat them all
I’ll bring back a box again this time tomorrow
Eat them all, eat them all
As if donuts really matter

Too late, my time has come
Send crullers down my throat
Stomach’s growling all the time
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to eat
Gotta leave you all behind and fry some dough
Mama ooo, ooo, ooo, gulp!
I don’t want to starve
I sometimes wish I’d never ate one at all

I see a little tiny sprinkle of a man,
Boston Kreme, Boston Kreme will you do the strawberry
Jelly-filled and lemon
Very very filling to me
Double Chocolate, Double Chocolate
Double Chocolate Double Chocolate
Double Chocolate figaro Magnifico
I’m just a Krispy Kreme and nobody loves me
He’s just a Krispy Kreme from a poor donut shop
Spare him his life from this over-sugared blob
Easy come easy go, will you let me eat
Cinnamon! No – we will not let you eat
Let him eat
Cinnamon! We will not let you eat
Let him eat
Cinnamon! We will not let you eat
Let me eat
Will not let you eat
Let me eat
Will not let you eat
Let me eat
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia let me eat
Dunkin Donuts has a donut put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can mug me and take my donuts
So you think you can find me and eat my bear claws
Oh baby, Can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta get out
just gotta get right outta here

Donuts really matter
Anyone can see,
Donuts really matter
Donuts really matter, to me

Any way the cake crumbs…

By Chad Norman

Chad is a marketing and branding strategist, proven leader, speaker, founder, and author. As COO of Catch Talent, he leads day-to-day operations including finance, human resources, marketing, and communications, as well as directs all employer brand client deliverables. Prior to Catch, Chad was VP of Marketing & Communication at SPARC, he served on the senior leadership team and lead marketing and communication strategy across all products and services. At Blackbaud, the leading provider of nonprofit technology solutions, Chad managed digital marketing and online training teams. In 2016, Chad founded DisruptHR Charleston, a bi-annual gathering of HR professionals for a night of networking and Ignite talks. His book, 101 Social Media Tactics for Nonprofits: A Field Guide, was published by Wiley in February 2012. Chad has presented at dozens of industry events including SXSW, SHRM, DisruptHR, IHRIM, NTC, DMA, AFP, and BBCON and has lectured at Wake Forest University, Indiana University, University of Michigan, College of Charleston, and The Citadel.

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