“Donut” – By John Cougar Mellenglazed
Well I was born in a donut
And I live in a donut
Prob’ly die in a donut
Oh, those small communities
All my friends are so donut
My parents live in the same donut
My job is so donut
Provides little opportunity
Educated in a donut
Taught the fear of Jesus in a donut
Used to daydream in that donut
Another boring romantic that’s me
But I’ve seen it all in a donut
Had myself a ball in a donut
Married an L.A. doll and brought her to this donut
Now she’s donut just like me
No I cannot forget where it is that I come from
I cannot forget the people who love me
Yeah, I can be myself here in this donut
And people let me be just what I want to be
Got nothing against a big town
Still hayseed enough to say
Look who’s in the big town
But my bed is in a donut
Oh, and that’s good enough for me
Well I was born in a donut
And I can breathe in a donut
Gonna die in this donut
And that’s prob’ly where they’ll bury me
Have a great weekend!